Estate Planning in our Ky Trailer Park

I tooks a ride, down thru the hollar.   I noticed a lot of cars up on blocks.  I'm ASSumin' that it's estate planning from the people at H & R (up on) Blocks.   I can just hear pappy now, as he flashes his good toof e'er so proudly, and says, "youngans, sum day, all dis is gonna be all y'alls." He continued, " I just hope it don't go to yo heads and sperl ya." 

Well, as I rode the miles of winding roads, I was constantly darting my eyes, left and right as we passed the bountious estates down in the Ky. hollars.  And the technology, it was so advanced.....some single wides had 2 Dish or Direct TV dishes and perhaps a full size satellite dish.  And for the noveau riche, with their big fancy doublewides, well, la di da.  Sure, they have lots to offer, they have the backee field and the backerbarn just full of future clouds of smoke.  And talk about some dang fancy goats, I bet them pure breds cost a jar of pickles or two. 

Saw one good ol' boy, just havin' a temper tantrum, he was out side with Kentucky's version of mans best friend, his Pet Rock, and he flung it a fer piece and then called fer it, and then walked over and kicked it a good one, right in the hard spot.  Well, ya think he'd a learned .....picked up "Rocky" (Pet Rocks nickname) and flung it agin, well, after a couple of dozen times, he said to the ROCK, well, boy, that's enough trainin' fer one day. I think it's Hudy Delight time, lemme pour ya a cold one. 

Well, all good rides come to an end, back accross the river into the land of  the normal, well, near normal, have you seen all the Mexicans in Cincy lately?

Adios, Pancho Jim
 

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