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101. When he chose you over the other baby mamma - CHICHI

102. When he's married, and calls you from his home phone and tells you he spoke to an attorney this week.- Crystal Chanda Lear

103. When he can't go to sleep unless you're beside him or has to hear you say "good night, love you and  have sweet dreams".  -  Wicked Batgirl

104. When he'll let you dance with his dad at the bar and not get mad-Skanksta

105. After his mother passes away, he gives you the last thing he has of her, and proposes to you with her engagement ring. -Skanksta

106.  When he blows kisses at you and smiles just to make you blush. Then calls you Ostrich(pet name) when you hide your face. - Crise

107. When he wants to be around you. You don't have to ask him to come over he wants to come over. When he calls you for no apparent reason.  When he sees you his face just lights up and he smiles just because. He buys you flowers just because it's Monday. Now that's real!!!!  - Anonymous  [U.R. Replies:   Can you say "Boot Call"?]

108. When no matter what [expletive deleted] you put him through he still loves you with all his heart. - Hopeless Trash

109. When no matter how much time passes he always comes back to you in the same shape. - Gabby
[U.R. Replies: Do you do the same?]

110. When he stares continuosly at your pics in the nite and finally kiss it and put it under  his pillow. - Betty  [U.R. Replies: How could you possible know that?]

111. You know he loves you when he puts you first.  Even before family and friends.  -Anonymous

112.  When he is trying to pacify you if you don't trust him, to trust him.  -Payal

113.  When he unstops the toilet after YOU stopped it up. - Twenty Years [U.R. Replies: You sound like my kind of woman!]

114.  When he stays on the phone until you fall asleep. -Reese

115.  My honey is always there for me and loves me despite my faults.  I believe this is what is referred to in the Bible as unconditional love. - Caribbean Wild Child  [U.R. Replies:  Or "Unconscious love.]

116.    When he tells you that your the most important thing in his life and he couldn't live with out you and. When he is there for you no matter what time it is. -Khrys

117.    When he doesn't mind when you scream and call him into the bathroom to come kill a 'little' spider while you just finished your business in there and it doesn't smell too pleasant and he doesn't complain but just kills the spider with his hand. THAT'S LOVE! - Smouch  [U.R. Replies:  You sound like my kind of woman!]

118.    When he calls you before, during, and after going out because you were home sick and couldn't make it out with him and friends. And when you ask him if he had a good time he says, It was okay, but I wish you weren't sick because it's not the same without you here and I miss you. (He's adorable! I love him) - Smouch

119.    When a man knows you and sticks with you through the good times and bad times. For example, when he knows when to leave you alone when you're having one of your mood swings and when you have finally snapped out of it and approached him, he'll give kiss on the forehead then he'll say "welcome back" and gives you a smile.  (You have to kiss on the lips for that!) - Sachi

120.    When you tell him to leave and he don't but he tell you he is in love with you and don't want nobody else but you.  He start to being home his pay check and never did before.  Come home 4 no reason just  to see you.  - loving k.b.sr

121.    When the question 'does he love me' starts sounding excessively funny - because there is no need to question it. - Anonymous

122.    When he doesn't lie and say he loves you.  Close enough. - Desperado

123.  When he takes care of you while your sloppy drunk.  - C.B. Allen

124.   When he shows you respect. - Allaboutrespect   [U.R. Replies: "Of coure I respecty you, baby.  Now run and fetch me a Buckhorn."]

125.    When he's at work and your at home and he calls you every hour to know if your good , when he puts your name in is bank account and on his life insurance, and let you do whatever you want with his space and tells you he's going to work very hard to remove all your stress. -Miss Crissy  [U.R. Replies: Oh Jeeze!  Needy!]

126.    When he watches you go to the toilet and doesnt look disgusted... he even offers to wipe your butt.  -Yohomama  [U.R. Replies: Ok.  Now your disgusting.]

127.    When he walks into the room and takes you by surprise by telling you that he has fallen in love with you.  -Bec

128.    When he delays graduating by another year, even though he's already been in college for 7 years, just so he can go on the study abroad trip with you to see all the famous old romantic buildings and gardens in Europe and then graduate WITH you when you get back.  -Graveyardgal

129.    When he offers to start a fresh pot of coffee for you before you leave the house for your graveyard shift.  -Graveyardgal

139.    When after complaining to him about getting horribly late hours at your job, you come home to a bouquet of flowers and a note that reads "after a long day, its nice to know someone was thinking of you."  -Graveyardgal

131.     When he brings you breakfast in bed.  -Graveyardgal

132.    When he dances with you in the kitchen after you prepared a meal that he loved.  Then he helps you wash and dry the dishes.  -Graveyardgal

133. When he has bombshell friends who put you to shame but you overhear him tell them how happy you make him.  -Graveyardgal

134.    When he tells you he didn't think it was possible to find a love like yours and that you have shown him things he'd never imagined.  -Graveyardgal

135.  When you move in together and he is really into keeping the house clean and decorating it.  Its fun to come home to find that he bought new accessories and went grocery shopping and is now cooking a delicious meal.  -Graveyardgal   [U.R. Replies: Ok.  Your man is officially a metro sexual.]

136.    When you know that he's busy with his work, music, rugby etc... but he still keeps you at #1 on his Priority List.  -Heaven

137.    When he does anything for you that he can and doesn't throw it in your face. - Boo Boo Head

138.    When no matter how horrible you treat him or what you said he forgives you, and when you too argue & he is in the wrong he knows it & apologizes.  When he tells you he loves you without you telling him to.  When he looks into your eyes as if he were searching for something.  When he smiles at you when you smile at him.When you too talk about moving in with each other & getting married one day when you two are grown up.& when you are comfortable enough to share practically everything with each other.  When he'll cancel on meeting up with the biggest and easiest slut that has it bad for him just to see you.  Thats when he's in love.  - Mindee

139.    When he cuts a piece of alovera plant and rubs it on your spider bite gently.  Then says, your face is looking better already. - LadyBug

140.    When he listen to your problems and help you work them out.  A man really loves you when he stands with you through thick and thin .its not what he does for you when you first met him but  what he continues to do so genuinely.  Not ever single time but most of the times. - Trish

141.   When he gives you his last bite of food. - Snoopy

142.    When he calls you at two in the morning to come over and sleep next to him because he cant sleep without you there. - Anonymous   [U.R. Replies:  Can you say "Booty Call"?]

143.    When he lets you hold the remote control... - Sunshine

144.    When he trips about you being around his friends.  Period.  Or any dude. - Baby09 [U.R. Replies:  Too controlling. ]

145.   You kno he loves u if he works 8 hours & still comes & picks u up 2 spend the night knowing he has 2 take u home again at 6 n the morning. - i.love.kool.aid

146.    When he introduces you to his family and friends, and they know all about you. - Dana

147.     When he is chatting away and says 'so what you been up to... '  It's because he is filling you in on all that's happened to him since you last spoke.  If you think about this and you smile, then yup he is in love with you.  I got plenty more of these if you want them ask...until then keep it sexy for him at all times and he will always be in love with you.... - Whatever   [U.R. Replies:  If you got more, send them in. ]

148.   I am married and my boy friend is married.  He just went to New Zealand and when ever he is alone he calls or txt me but when he is with the family he hardly answers my call.  -  Girly   [U.R. Replies:  Girly, You must be stupid. ]

 

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