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I've been asked several times what radio station I listen to.  Aside from the standard stations playing Leonard Skynard I have to say I have another favorite.  Weekdays mornings, when I'm sober enough to crawl out of bed, I try and tune into WRIF 101.1 in the Detroit area.  The Drew and Mike Show is my kind of radio.  Pure trailer trash talk.  You might think that with the sports background of Drew there would be more sports talk - but no!  The show quickly turns into a Fart Fest.  If you think I'm kidding, frequently a microphone is put up to Mikes but (his butt is named "Butt Mike") so that comments can be added to color the show.  Mike does the translations for Butt Mike so the audience can get the full benefit of his musings. 

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I've listened for some time and have come to miss "Bi-lingual Man".  A proud butchering of the Spanish language when making prank calls to some poor slob in South America.  Another character "Mr. Stress", doesn't appear to be stressed anymore.  In earlier days, Mr. Stress would call in and nearly throw himself into a heart attack over some dreadful thing going on in his life.  Now he's just stuck doing traffic.  "And That's the Hell of Traffic."

I'm amazed at the bravery of some of their stunts.   I would never have the guts to call a hotel and try and weasel in to some celebrities room just to annoy them.  It's great fun to listen to them trying to get around the clerk.  "Donut Shop Terrorism" is another one of those.  Calling a donut shop in the city of competing sports teams and asking the clerk to call out for a patron named similar to there cities favorite sports star but changing the name to something more meaningful.  How about Fravreblows?  A nice little mangling of Bret Favres' name plus "blows" at the end.  So the donut shop clerk yells out "Favre Blows!"  Nearly classic if you're into trailer trash.

I'm also amazed at some of the things they can get their callers to confess to.  Three ways and other similar antics.  They even had the first radio on air lesbian kiss.  I have to confess, that after listening to that one I had to wake my wife up - even if only for 5 minutes.

Speaking of needing just 5 minutes, you'll need to check out the Web Girls.  I'm impressed as to how many chicks send them semi-nude pictures.  They've turned this into a contest.  If you got the bod, then send your pictures in.  I don't get to check these pages out since my lovely wife would beat me silly.  But don't let that stop you.

Another sidekick of the show is Trudy Daniels.  She does the news.  You can check out her picture on their website.  I have to admit, I can get a little worked up just looking at her picture but her voice can send me over the edge.  Some day I hope to get a chance to meet her, just to hold her hand and to hear her say those three little words I hear so often, "Get away, creep!".  Just 5 minutes, please, just 5 minutes.

So if you're into Trailer Trash, check out the Drew and Mike Show on 101.1 WRIF.  If you're not in the Detroit area, you can also listen live from their website.

 

 


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