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May 18, 2008

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Dear Readers,

You may have noticed something different on the left hand menu bar. Now you can buy Uncle Ralph a Beer.

I know may of you ladies have requested before, usually when I'm sitting alone done at Doug's Bar, but now all of you have the opportunity to buy me one. (Yup. Even you dudes can buy me a beer.)

If you happen to have enjoyed or actually found Uncle Ralph's Advice useful, just click the drunk happy face and you'll be taken to PayPal to where you can donate anywhere from $1 to $10 Million dollars that I can use to buy Buckhorn. Now don't worry. If you happen to be one of them there French dudes, I can also take Euros.

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my name is megan s. i came across your website about a year ago and i just wanted to tell you im your biggest fan!!! im so in luv with this website(LOL)...but i have a question...well im 18 years old and im young plus size model. people always tells me how actractive i am.(just wanted to let you noe that)well theres this guy i had phone sex with 3 years ago, we had a class together and i always liked him. he told me that he had a thing for big girls and blah blah blah...but over the years, we dont talk as much. but last nite i had posted a bullintent on myspace and it was a sex poem. the reason i posted this bullintent because he had posted one dat said big gurls need love 2. i just knew he was talkin bout me. but anyways, he txt me on my cel phone and asked me do you remamber us having fone sex, and i said yea y. then he says im horny and i say from wat and he says from thinkin of you. so we had txt sex(MY FIRST TIME) but da thing is, IM STILL A VIRGIN!!! what do you think i should do about this situation because i like him a lot now and i couldnt fall asleep because he was on my mind the whole time.

Megan S.

Now there's something I ain't never thought of: TXT SEX! Who'd a thought. (ah, you did of course.) Hope you didn't ruin your cell phone.

Of course big "gurls" need lov'n. Where do you think all them trailer park babies come from? But one thing for sure is ya ain't having any babies if you're txt'ing.

Tell the looser that if he can't see you in person then take a hike. Or else your just a good story and nothing more.

Apparantly alot. Read the letter above from Megan S. Then get your fingers ready for some Hot TXT.

Confidentially Speaking

Too Hot To Print The Letter

To Chesty: By the looks of your picture, YES YOU ARE!

To Mae: Please wait until at least the sores heal.

To Kevin: See the note to Mae above and then rethink what you're doing.

To Anon: Yes, I know Stacy. She thinks I'm cool.

To Living Live In My Own Little Park: If you can't follow the trailer park rules, you should move to the suburbs.

To Wanna be: I've said this before: "Sorry. I'm married." But thanks for the beer.

Uncle Ralph

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