Never Too Old To French Kiss Daddy | Stop The Smoking? | Why Do People Trash Their Community?

I read your answer to Marla June who wanted to know if she was too old to French kiss her daddy. My daddy always said you can't never be too old to French kiss your relatives. So I'm thinking you'd be wrong. Heck, if my daddy and my big brother didn't teach me then who would?

You must be right. Anybody who's smarter than me can kiss their relatives all they need to.

heelo unca ralphy.
and a mitey good da to u.

well, i kneed advis.
first, i cum from a vertical family tree. and that sux. i am 13 and live with mom and new dad. well, new dad7. and my sister is pregerant and my mom says, by me. i tink my mom is jes jellas.

i chew tobaccy and sneak drinks from new dad7s four roses.

i tested for tb and the nors lady says it aint corable.

i got one cat that gets it on with the dog, and i sell pix on the internet of that and make big money, sometimes ten dollars a wek. Thars a lot of sick dudes out there and they keep me and my sister in beer money.

so nuff bout me and mine. i have a 68 comehero with a 327 v8 it is now smoking too much.
so here is my question

if i use 10 wait motor oil will motor honey fix the smokin?

thax for attsion.
ralphy benoit

Nope. 10 weight oil wont stop the smok'in so don't worry. If your car was the smok'in-est car in the trailer park, how cool would that be!?? Take you 10 bucks a week and keep filler-ing her up. You'll be the envy of all the trailer park chicks if you're not already.

What?! Don't you like the "lived in" feel of things. I bet you're one of them there sphincter pinching republican aren't you.

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To Monster: Love'n by proxy.... Interesting.....

To Carolyn: Stick to the kitchen. Your man will smell the coffee and wake up to a nice surprise.

To KD: No worries, No Stress. Doing fine, thank you.

To Cody: If you can do that in a Chevy Cobalt, you can do it in a Ford Truck.

To A-Little-Rusty: Shake it off. He happens to a lot of guys. Not me, mind you, but I hear it happens to a lot of guys.

To Rochelle: Thanks for the picture. How did you know I'd enjoy that pose?

To Rocky: Try wearing underwear.

To Brittney: See what I wrote to Rocky.

To Ugly Betty: Lasik wont make you look better but it will make you see better. Nice picture.

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