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When they write to me and question their own sexuality. Kinda like your letter so you're officially under suspicion.

But why are you suddenly so concerned, Cameron? You may want to check out this website for some help ( Or some real information): http://ex-gaytruth.com/ If you want to know about how to get out of the gay lifestyle, get the documentary. I know the producer and I've seen it. Well worth the time to see if even if you're not gay.

My boyfriend thinks it's cool to live in a trailer. I want a house but it's all we can afford for now. But he's really getting into the trailer trash life. He actually put a urinal out in our shed that just drains outside the wall so he and his buddies can drink beer all night and not have to come in and take pee and wake me and the baby up all the time.

But my question is, how many fridges do we have to have in our back yard to really be considered trailer trash? Mark already has 6 that he's picked up from a store that sells new ones and gets rid of old ones. He say's he aint got enough yet. He says he's gonna take the doors off, put them on their backs and plant little gardens in them. I think that's [Expletive Deleted]. He even said he was gonna bury one upright and put a statue of Mary in there. I just really think he's gonna grow weed in there.

Uncle Ralph, what should I do? We already got 6 fridges and he wants more. But it looks like crap. Worse, it's starting to look like my neighbors yard. I counted 12 fridges and 7 stoves and 3 clothes washers an 6 clothes dryers over there once. I think the only reason the old man quit bringing that crap home was he got himself hit by a truck once when he was drunk and riding an a chicks bike and now he's dead. What a sissy.

Anyhow, Mark says that he trust your advice and if you say stop bringing fridges home he'll stop.

Mark is right on the money. Depending on how big your lot is, you may have just enough or you may still need more. Think of all the things you can do with old fridges:

I think Mark in on the right track. Let him have his fridges and his backyard urinal. You just keep yourself busy taking care of baby and cooking his meals.

Uncle Ralph's Pithy Political Comments

New Feature as of 8-30-09 - Uncle Ralph's Pithy Political Comments.

I've wanted a spot to really tell it how it is. So this box is going to be my soapbox.

The "Confidentially Speaking" section is going away. People used it as an excuse to send me their nude or almost nude photos. That was really nice of some of you but the last one I've received ruined my appetite for almost 3 weeks. You can view the picture here. I still have nightmares.

Eventually, I want to give readers the ability to comment but this will get things rolling.

9-5-09

A friend pointed this twitter link out to me on face book. "[expletive Deleted] My Dad Says." This ain't rated PG13 but worth looking at for a laugh. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Oh and by the way, if you want to follow me on twitter, and I admit I don't get it my nephews make me do it, my link is http://twitter.com/ralphatsuntel

8-30-09

CNN Headline News- Now HLN

I really miss the old CNN Headline News. I could crawl out of bed after a heavy night of drinking Buckhorn and in a half hour see most of the news I wanted to see. Now HLN shows too much crap. In the evening you can't get news. Even more crap. Switch to CNN and you still get crap.

MSNBC is still worse. They've got their noses so far up Obama's butt that if he farted they'd blow bubble gum bubbles out their [Expletive Deleted]. Jeeze!

Speaking of Obama, I didn't vote for him. But before you call me a republican hack, I didn't vote for McCain either. I remember McCain(!) and him insisting that we give amnesty to all the illegal aliens just hanging out and taking the jobs away from high school kids like my nephews. I'm not sure what you guys are up to but it don't look good. You're giving our country away. Put the fence up, put some guards on it and end this nonsense.

Speaking of giving our country away, Obama seems to be doing a good job of it. - or is trying to. Cap and trade? Jeeze! I ain't no math wiz but even I can see he's spending too much money and trying to spend more. Are you kidding me? Free health care? I want free health care, sure. But like my mama always said "there ain't noth'n free!" I'm sure my dearly departed daddy is rolling over in his grave at the thought of the communist taking over this country. And they didn't even fire a shot.

Now get this: The government is trying to hush Rush! Yeah, it's called the "Fairness Doctrine" or some other stupid Orwellian [Expletive Deleted] word but it's still an attempt to shut up Rush and others like him. Pretty soon they'll have to shut me up too. "Hush Uncle Ralph" doesn't have the same ring to it but still, if I choose to say something then I should have the right to say it. Next up on the horizon is a Hate Crimes bill that will stop me from saying anything at all about gays. (yeah, like the letter above from Cameron.) In Canada, if I say something about the gay life style that they don't like, then I can be sued or fined in court. Thank God I live in the US - at least this week. It won't be long you won't be able to say anything at all since someone somewhere won't like it.

Ok, That enough for my first rambling pithy comments.

Ralph

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