Brother Pays For Lap Dance, More From Methane Max, I Need A Trailer Trash Woman

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February-1-09

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I read your response to Rita Jean from January 11, 09 posting. Of course a brother should pay for his lap dance even if he is younger. I make a lot of money off of both my younger brothers. My youngest brother even went out and got a real job so he could pay. Then they bring their friends over. [Expletive deleted], my Dad even buys one once in a while. Trust me on this one, I'm paying for my new Mustang with the money I make.

I didn't realize how controversial it was going to be when I responded to Rite Jean. What I said was that the rule of thumb is that if the brother is older, he pays. If the brother is younger, it's free.

"I give my brothers a discount even if they are younger. My step Dad pay's full price."

"Thanks Uncle Ralph. I showed your advice to my sister and I got a free one."

So as you can there is a lot of different opinions about who should have to pay for lap dances. No I think, that in this down economy, if a brother can pay, he should, if not: "Help a Brother Out".

I just wanted to follow up from my email last week where I told you my mother in-law fell through the outhouse floor. She's out now. Cops came by with the fire department and hauled her out. Now her and my wife moved into a trailer at a park about 6 miles from here. Talk about a win-win.

I'm glad to hear everyone is ok. [editors note: The original email can be found here]

Maybe now you should fix the outhouse floor. Or better yet, fix your toilet so you don't need the outhouse.

Hi i found your site and its cool ,i was just wondering where i can find a site that has real women that are like trailer trash women i am attracted to the slutty sexy way they are but i want to have one and just one in my life to marry,,,just incase one of your readers see this and want something different and a place to call home im here can contact me at [email address removed] if they would like to get to know someone that will love them till the end of time and yes i know that its only a way that people see them and the imagage but i know there is a beautiful one out there that wants and will love me as much as i love her

Dave B.

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The New Diet

I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant?

Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

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