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All About
Uncle Ralph
Uncle Ralph
has lived the Trailer Trash Life for many years. Around the trailer park
he became well known for his down home wisdom and beer inspired advise.
People from all over the world have sought him out, including one president,
looking to improve their way of life. He has helped many. Others he
has helped find free food and lodging within the county security facilities.
Personal relationships are frequent topics
brought to Uncle Ralph.
Having been successfully married for 24 years and happily married for 7, he has
acquired the experience necessary to show you how to keep your man or woman
happy through the application of various intoxicating beverages.
Although having never been proved to have any
children of his own, he does have three nephews. These nephews have
inspired him to offer his assistance online and hence: this web site.
Feel free to wander thoughtlessly through
This Weeks Advice and the
Archive Section. After that visit
Life In This Grand Trailer Park, a running commentary on
the great Trailer Trash Life we lead. When you have had your fill, please
let your friends know about
Uncle Ralph
so
they can get the help they need.
If you choose, you can also have
Uncle Ralph
send you 10 free business cards to give to your
friends.
Recently, Old World Magazine ran an article on
Uncle Ralph.
You can read a reprint here.
All
Uncle Ralph
has ever asked in return for the great advice he gives is just another 6 pack of
Buckhorn Beer. If you have been helped, please send yours in.
"Remember, We're all in this great trailer park together." -Uncle Ralph
Nephew Brad
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A Minor Internet Celebrity in His Own Mind
Click Here for "The Follicle Adventures of
Uncle Ralph"
The REAL
Uncle Ralph
 So
Many of you have asked what the
The REAL Uncle Ralph
looks like that I have decided to publish my picture.
Here you see me in my favorite
Ask Uncle Ralph
T-Shirt enjoying pork rinds and a Buckhorn. The cans by my left hand
are sardines and the black object by my left knee is my dog.
Uncle Ralph |
What does
Uncle Ralph
do for fun?
He goes to the local school playground, of course!
(want some candy little girl?)
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Uncle Ralph
In
his boots
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Uncle Ralph
and
Nephews Brad, John and Chuck
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for larger picture
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Uncle Ralph's
Boot
Polish
Yes, this really is
Uncle Ralph's
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