Random Thoughts

Thinkin the Good Thunk.

Uncle Ralph

5-12-02

Week 3 of Ask Uncle Ralph.  Oh boy, what a trip.   The boys tell me I'm doin good and have now decided to open a new web site dedicated to my advice column.  Not sure what that means but as long as they keep bringing me beer, I'm cool.

The ol' lady came back from "Garage Sale'in"  Now I got a new toaster.  Burns on one side like I'm sure I'm gonna learn to like.  Also got me some new jeans.  I'm sure I'll grow into 'em.  (pass the pizza)

Did ya ever notice that you never have time to clean the trailer until until you see either the cops or the preacher pull up the driveway?  Then things get clean in seconds.

One of the kids asked me what makes people happy.  I had to think a while but I found the answer. 

1) A three gun truck gun rack.

2) Beer

3) Pulling your shirt up and scratchin your belly.

4) Pulling your shirt up and having some 21 year old blonde babe scratch your belly.

5) Ignoring your own nose hair.

6) An ol' lady with out nose hair.

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