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If you had purchased
$1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have
$49.00 today.
If
you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.
If
you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.
But,
if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00.
Based
on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
&recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A
recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That
means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes
you proud to be an American! |
