Two
hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a
shot of whisky, they talk about their
dream trailers.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One
of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman
is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back t o the
bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I
ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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