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Jonathan (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of
science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking:
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Physics shows that women have a
lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries
and
laundry baskets.
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Biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies
in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for
child rearing.
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Biology again show that women have smaller feet than men
allowing them to stand closer to the sink to do the
dishes.
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Social sciences show that the
wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are
unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay.
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Exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam,
not as a co-worker.
All True. You can't argue with science.
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