Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement trailer park were sitting on a bench
under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a
newborn baby."
"Really? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet
my pants."
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