Q:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
A:
None. It should be open when his woman brings it.
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Q:
Why is a Laundromat a
really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because
a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able
to support you.
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Q:
Why do women have smaller
feet than men?
A:
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q:
How do you know when a
woman is about to say something smart?
A:
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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Q:
How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is
a clock on the oven.
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Q:
If your dog is barking at the
back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A:
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Q:
What have Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
drive by 90%.
A:
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Q:
Why do men die before their
wives?
A:
They want to.
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Q:
Women will never be equal to
men
A:
Not until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still
think they are sexy.
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