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I was in the bar yesterday
knocking back a few beers when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my last beer and
noticed that everybody was staring at me.
That's when I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my
iPod.
On a good note, I was actually applauded for my rhythmic skills.

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