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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in The Villages,
Florida. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all
drinks 10 cents.' They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this Is too
good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and
let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'
There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ask for a Buckhorn
Beer. In short order, the bartender Serves up four iced Buckhorn Beers and says,
'That'll be 10 cents each, please.
The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other...they
can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their Buckhorns and order another round. Again,
four excellent Buckhorn Beers are produced with the bartender again saying,
'That's 40 cents, please.' They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand.
They have each had two Buckhorns and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve Buckhorn as good as
these for a dime a piece?
"I'm a retired tailor from Boston," the bartender said, '"and I always wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $25 million and decided to open this
place."
'Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's all the same'.
'Wow!!!! That's quite a story,' says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven
other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and
hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the
bartender, 'What's with them?'
The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts from Michigan waiting for
happy hour when drinks are half price.'
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