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Two rednecks trailer trash type dudes were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

 

One says to the other, 'Have you seen the purty gals in this catalog?' The second one replies, 'Yup, they are purty. And look at the price!'

 

The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they ain't very expensive. At that price, I'm buying one.'

 

The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as purty as she is in the catalog, I'll get one too.'


Three weeks later, the younger redneck asks his friend, 'Did you ever receive the gal you ordered from the Sears catalog?'

 

The second redneck replies, 'Nope, but it won't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!'
 

 

 

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