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Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim
male to see any woman other than his wife naked... He must commit suicide if he
does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in
lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to
demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on
by clicking here.
If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,
lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
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