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Nephew Steve In Afghanistan

 

Nephew Steve In Afghanistan

New War Colors

Sitting outside Having a cigarette.
I take a moment to glance at the sights.
I see mountains, One, Two, Three, Four.
Layers of them, the fourth crowned in snow.

Above these giants: soft wisps of clouds.
The sun setting casting purple and red on all it touches, renders the beasts harmless when they’re glowing.
Pink and red the new war colors.

This land Is beautiful.
And when I see These sights,
I think of home.
 

Nephews Steve and Brad together at Uncle Ralph's Trailer in Michigan for Brad's wedding

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I feel Like a pawn In this war of kings.
Used and sacrificed so life may go on for the king and queen.

Gallant And brave, knights falling To their death, unselfish and courageous their deeds.
Life In its very essence Is precious. Yet the rooks and the bishops do not understand the sacrifice pawns.
 

 

Steve is the One in the Sun Glasses.

   

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